i will CERTAINLY plutard!!!

losertakesall: literarymagpie: losertakesall: today we’re hosting a children’s yoga session at...

Mon, 14 Mar 2016 22:31:19 -0400

literarymagpie:

losertakesall:

today we’re hosting a children’s yoga session at the bookstore organized by a Facebook group of young urban moms, so welcome to Peak San Francisco, citizens

As a counterpoint to the hilariously hipster but kind of sweet side of that, my brother had a peak San Francisco encounter the other day. He was almost run over by a guy vaping on a hover board. *sideye*

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

https://twitter.com/traceychurray/status/667344299349164032 :( it’s everywhere

millie-tant: I mean, I’m not calling you a liar Windows, but...

Fri, 22 Jan 2016 08:32:11 -0500

millie-tant:

I mean, I’m not calling you a liar Windows, but that sounds like something someone who’d fucked about with my files would say

These are not the files you are looking for

six movies

Wed, 20 Jan 2016 20:48:15 -0500

catherine-elizabeth:

List six movies that you can watch at any time and tag six people to do the same!
@iamthumbstm made the mistake of thinking i have decent taste in movies (it’s terrible) but these are fun so:
1) Legally Blonde
2) Clueless
3) All three LOTR
4) All Harry Potter except Chamber of Secrets what a comparative dud
5) Pretty in Pink
6) A League of Their Own
Tagging @karion @lauren @luxuriousvulgarity @nudawn @suresuresuresuresuresure and @traceyami …prepare to face my ceaseless wrath if you don’t do this or whatever

Unclear if this is how I reply on tumblr ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Mean girls
Dumb and dumber
Princess bride
Any Star Wars movie, yes even ep 1
Goodfellas
Clueless

catherine-elizabeth: teallikethecolor: nanner: tami-taylors-ha...

Mon, 15 Jun 2015 23:32:04 -0400

catherine-elizabeth:

teallikethecolor:

nanner:

tami-taylors-hair:

parentheticalaside:

amooseintransition:

bbc03onthemove:

blueandbluer:
sofuckingkatty:

kissthulhu:

beatmewithpixiestix:

tastefullyoffensive:

Words for Pets by xkcd

Moose’s nickname is Bean. Sometimes he’s a cocoa bean, and sometimes he’s a coffee bean. Then it became Beanie Baby, then it was Moosie Bean, then it was Baby Bean, and finally Mr. Bean, and now he has no clue what his name is.

Sue (a boy named Sue): Old Man, Boy-O, or Sousaphone
Idris: Itty Bit, Bits, or Bitters
Baby: …still Baby
:-D

Alastair: Allie, Alliecat, Tubby buddy, bubba, bobo, that shit that talks smack about Mr. Darcy at 5am

Ser told me that the xkcd guy wrote about me today. He was not wrong.

Mr. Sniffles had a variety of funny Sniffles-related nicknames (Sniff, Sniffyface, Sniffybutt, Sniffleupagus, Snifferdoodle) until the Mister came along.
Then the Mister jokingly started calling him Little Doodle, which turned into Doodle McNoodle, which is now pretty much just Noodle all the time. Except when it’s Noodlebutt.

Oh man, my poor dog. Bofur, Bo, the Bofather (he loves that one), Bobie, Boo Boo, Boobale, Bo Bo, Sit Down, Stop Jumping, Shut Up, and more.

Bentley is 10 and he’s now Bubba, Bubs or Goober. At least they all have B’s?
Penny went to Pinocchio to Pinochy-noch to Noke-Noke. I don’t even know.

Gwen: Goo Goo, Googs, Pen Pen.
Jack: Jack Jack, Yackers.
Chloe: Chlo-bug.

Bells became Mew Mew

My sister’s dog Royal is called Ti Ti for some reason? So now my nine-month-old niece calls all dogs Ti Ti.

Booker to Bookie to Bookiepants to Pants to Boomer to Ticky to Stupid.

Archimedes, Archie, Archie pie, Archie poo, Archie pants, Arch, Archufus, Sir Archie McKittyworth; a proper gentleman.

tastefullyoffensive: The Adventures of George Washington (Part...

Sat, 06 Sep 2014 22:44:21 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

The Adventures of George Washington (Part 2) by LadyHistory [more]

Previously: Part One

one more titanic reference and I’ll push u all in myself

I say that EVERYTIME we go to one.

Wed, 04 Dec 2013 21:27:29 -0500

I say that EVERYTIME we go to one.

Original work. A map of Westeros from A Game Of Thrones in the...

Thu, 29 Aug 2013 21:35:29 -0400

Original work. A map of Westeros from A Game Of Thrones in the style of Google Maps.

Amazing!!

Taking a walk over the bridge. (at Brooklyn Bridge)

Sat, 10 Aug 2013 16:18:34 -0400

Taking a walk over the bridge. (at Brooklyn Bridge)

Photo

Thu, 27 Jun 2013 14:27:09 -0400

So fat!!!!

Thu, 20 Jun 2013 22:12:43 -0400

So fat!!!!

My new kitchen towels are amazing.

Thu, 13 Jun 2013 20:39:57 -0400

My new kitchen towels are amazing.

Really?!?

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 09:15:34 -0400

Really?!?

Casualties of Andrea

Sat, 08 Jun 2013 07:01:59 -0400

Casualties of Andrea

at Our Jawn in the City

Mon, 03 Jun 2013 23:42:20 -0400

at Our Jawn in the City

GOT reread in the park on a beautiful summer Saturday....

Sat, 01 Jun 2013 17:37:43 -0400

GOT reread in the park on a beautiful summer Saturday. #myhappyplace

Fluids FTW

Fri, 31 May 2013 21:22:32 -0400

Fluids FTW

Boo!

Thu, 30 May 2013 21:53:26 -0400

Boo!

While I was very sad that I wasn’t able to make it uptown...

Mon, 13 May 2013 12:11:37 -0400

While I was very sad that I wasn’t able to make it uptown to the VERY crowded banana stand, with the help of come co-workers (and skitch!) I’ll always have the memories!

Shoot it with a gun!

Sun, 05 May 2013 20:42:16 -0400

Shoot it with a gun!

The edge of the storm… #nofilter (at Foursquare HQ)

Fri, 08 Mar 2013 17:37:27 -0500

The edge of the storm… #nofilter (at Foursquare HQ)